Frumpy Middle-Aged Mom: I’m off to Sonoma. Will my house be standing when I get back?

At Johnson’s Beach, Russian River, CaliforniaBy the time you read this, I’ll be lying on the beach with a book at the Russian River, up in Sonoma County. And I’m doing it with grave misgivings.
Yes, there will be lots of wine consumed, and a nice cabin to sleep in, and friends to enjoy. But this is the first time I’ve left my kids back home alone without an adult present while I go on vacation, and I’m not entirely sure the house will survive.
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