Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: I’m drinking a piña colada right now in Cuba

All right, don’t roll your eyes at me, but I’m going back to Cuba. Yes, again. I’m sorry. I know it’s excessive. But I just can’t find any other country where you can find $3 piña coladas everywhere you go, made with fresh pineapple and coconut. And rum, of course. They’re hideously fattening, but I refuse to think about that. Vacation calories don’t count. They’re free.
The odd thing about Cuba is that, due to the U.S. trade embargo, they c