Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: I thought I was looking at a death mask, then I realized she was alive

I saw a beautiful woman at the fanciest mall in town the other day, but I thought she was dead.
Then, I realized she was actually alive. She just had that popular “death mask” look, caused by opening her wallet many, many times in order to be shot up with muscle-paralyzing neurotoxins. As you know, that’s all chic and trendy nowadays, and you see it everywhere in parts of town where people have far too much time on their hands.
That’s right, she would have been a beautifu