Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: I set down my purse, and then this happened

So, this happened. I went into a private restroom at a Kaiser hospital Tuesday, and there was no place to put my favorite purse except the top of the trash can (Ick, don’t get me started) and so I set it on the edge of the sink. I turned around, heard a weird sound, and when I turned back I realized to my horror that the motion sensor had activated on the faucet and it was pouring water into my purse.
I grabbed the purse and realized it had become a very tiny Barbie swimming pool. I fished