Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Can’t figure out how to fix your phone? Ask your child

This is an actual transcript of events that took place in my bedroom Saturday night. And get your mind out of the gutter, it wasn’t like that.11:30 pm. Curly Girl and her boyfriend walk into the house after being out on the town. I have just changed into my pajamas and hear them arrive — one advantage of living in a small house.
Me: Help me! Daughter! It’s an emergency! Dora unplugged something in my bedroom and now my DirecTV doesn’t work!!!!!
Curly Girl (looks into my r