Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: By the time you read this, I’ll be on my way home from the Galapagos

By the time you read this, I’ll be on my way back from the Galapagos Islands, where I went for 10 days on a bucket list trip with Cheetah Boy and his girlfriend.
You may be thinking to yourself, “Gee, Marla’s a poorly paid journalist. Did she win the lottery? If not, how can she afford to go on such a notoriously expensive trip?” And the answer is: I can’t.
And, no, I didn’t win the lottery, but if you did, feel free to finance me. I’ll send you my Paypa