Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: Bugs just don’t bug me, but sometimes you do

One of the many pleasant things about living in Southern California is we have very few mosquitoes. I assume this is due to the energetic efforts of the folks who work hard to eradicate them, and if you write to me, I’ll thank you personally. Then, get back to work.
In fact, we’re so bug-free here that people often go into a positive tizzy when they travel and find themselves somewhere that actually has insects. You know what I mean. You’ve never lived until you’ve been a