Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: 10 things I swore I’d never do

The only people who are sure how to bring up children are those who have never raised any. I find that the rest of us are fairly clueless, most of the time. Well, I can hear some of you saying, “Speak for yourself, Marla Jo. I know how to raise children just fine.”
Good for you, Mom. You’ve returned from the grave to remind me, once again, that I don’t know what I’m doing.
Before I became a parent, I made a long list of all the things I would never do. This list cam