Don’t get into a harebrained hassle over a rabbit door knocker

Of course, the windows, roof, driveway, sidewalks, and walls are included when you buy a house.
The purchase contract specifies that “all existing fixtures and fittings that are attached to the house” are included in the sale.
When it comes to the refrigerator(s), washer and dryer, there’s a place to check the box to include them in the sale – but they are not automatically included. Flat screen TV’s mounted to the wall are specifically excluded from the sale, and i