Column: Welcome to ‘lightening up with fatso’

Now is a horrendous time for the world.
Yes, it will pass. Maybe like a kidney stone, but it will ultimately pass.
Here’s a good memory from the past before this pandemic, about when a recent pasta “Scandale” occurred.
We saw a photo of a man-eating pasta and … hold your ears … cutting it with a scissor. The shame and outrage were worse than eating pizza with a fork instead of correctly, which is piling into our mouths lickety-split.
The scandal had families split