Avocado toast: dumb or just delicious?

Avocado toast has been a hot topic lately. People either love it or hate it.
I love it, except when I hate it. When it’s nothing more than a piece of bread topped with guacamole, I hate it. That’s not avocado toast. That’s lazy. And I suspect this is what others must be complaining about when they say they don’t like avocado toast. Or else they’re just crazy.
Good avocado toast is a work of art and the perfect expression of California’s year-round summertime.