All I want for Christmas is … a parking spot

I’m late for everything. I attempted holiday gift shopping. I couldn’t find a parking spot.
And just try to find parking at a clubhouse in Laguna Woods Village. Ha.
On weekends even lovers’ lane is bumper to bumper. No need to ask how I know. Thankfully, I am acquainted with the guy with a drawl who always leaves the lights on for me.
I hope there is actually a good fairy who grants wishes. I simply want my own parking space wherever on earth I shall wander.
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