Alexander: Unrolling the ultimate Twitter thread, right here

The world according to Jim (aka the ultimate Twitter thread, with everything in 280 characters or less):
• Going into Friday, the Dodgers had slugged an NL-record 250 home runs. The jewelers sponsoring the radio broadcasts give out a free bracelet for each homer. Have they run out of precious metals yet?
• So, when will they install the Dodger Stadium humidor?
• Sad to report that the Giants make their final visit to The Ravine this weekend and Madison Bumgarner isn’t schedu