A Christmas letter from the Frumpy Middle-aged Mom

Dear family and friends:
Can you believe another year has come and gone? Here it is Christmas time again, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or fill-in-the-blanks here. Don’t expect me to remember which you celebrate. I can barely remember my dog’s name. Wait … what is it again?
We’ve had another fabulous year here in suburbia, Chez Frumpy.
Curly Girl has just been certified at her job changing oil for a living. Some moms might think that 18-year-old girls who were in the gifted c