Updated: Gummies: The odder they are, the more I love them

The heart wants what it wants, and many days, mine wants to eat an entire bag of Haribo gummies. I want gummies coated in sour dust, gummies that have been scientifically engineered to light up all of my brain’s pleasure centers. They should be in ridiculous shapes: sunny-side-up eggs, sharks, dinosaurs, french fries, bottles of […]