A not-so-objective ranking of classic Christmas specials

(MEDIA GENERAL) — ‘Twas the month before Christmas, and the DVR is full–
Of classic Christmas specials. Which to view? I mull.
So many choices, so many shows—
What should I watch? Hey, I know!
I’ll make a list and I’ll check it twice—
Of which ones to watch, and which to put on ice.
Now these are my rankings—don’t complain or whine.
And heaven forbid, please, don’t get “mad online.”
To set the parameters, I’m disc