Nightsleeper review – fantastically dreadful

The script is woeful and the action hero so expressionless it will drive you to distraction. This allegedly high-octane train thriller is almost laughably abysmal It’s a little bit Bodyguard (Jed Mercurio’s, not Whitney Houston’s) because there’s some terrorist activity on a train. It’s a little bit Idris Elba’s Hijack because the train is – well, hijacked. It’s a little bit 24 because it plays out in real time. And it’s a little bit Speed (f