Why your op-ed will never get published

Do you want to write an op-ed that nobody will publish?
The
New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post and hundreds
of other publications reject thousands of op-eds each year. What is the
secret to successfully failing?
Get off to a good start by coming up with an anodyne headline before you
begin writing your boring commentary. Here’s one that should do the trick:
“How to Write an Op-Ed.” This is a winner because it’s unlikely to provoke
dissent,