Apple's MacBook Pro 15 is basically a fossil at this point and here's the proof

If comedian Henny Youngman were alive today, I’m sure he’d have a routine on the MacBook Pro 15: “How old is the MacBook Pro 15?” It's just begging for a one-liner.
Unfortunately, the punchline is no joke. The MacBook Pro 15 design is old. I mean, old.
Don’t believe me? I collected a stack of MacBook Pro 15’s from around our office as well as a brand-spanking-new MacBook Pro 15 purchased by our company just this week to assess the laptop's evolution. The lack