9 bad programming habits we secretly love

We've all done it: snagged a cookie when mom wasn't looking, gone around Deadman's Curve a bit too fast. We've even let the car sit in a parking spot after the meter expires. Yes, we've all violated any number of the cardinal rules of programming, the ones that everyone agrees are bad. And we secretly liked it.
We've thumbed our nose at the rules of good programming, typed out code that is totally bad -- and we've lived. There were no lightning bolts from the programming gods. Our desktops didn