Read these quotes from Trump's calls with world leaders, then hide under your desk

United States President Donald Trump is either a modern poet ... or a man incapable of speaking without losing his train of thought every 10 words.  If you are as yet undecided, consider these transcripts of his calls with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, published Thursday byThe Washington Post.  SEE ALSO: Filipinos are confused about Ivanka Trump's party snack choice As I type, my face seems paralyzed by an inability to decid