Crotch charms to add to your bikini are surely a recipe for disaster

Your crotch has been missing something all these years and you didn't even know it.  It's called a "Beachtail," and it's basically a crotch charm designed to embellish your bikini when you're at the beach. Because apparently your swimwear isn't enough on its own!  SEE ALSO: Vagina highlighter is yet another product to make women feel bad about their bodies Japanese retailer BoDivas is behind the bizarre crotch charms, which are formed of a small metal chain to be worn inside your bikin