Caller Requests Test for Liberal Kids

CALLER: I desperately need for you to come up with some kind of a test, printable, maybe a two-page test or something that will show that there's a whole lot more conservatives out there than we realize.  I mean, you're all about the advancement of conservatism, and I speak with my Democrat voting daughters and my son-in-laws, and when you get right down to the nitty-gritty, there's so many issues that they lean conservative on, but they don't realize it.