Sorry, Marco Rubio: Penis jokes only make the teller look small

If we ever needed proof that men are obsessed with their dicks, we got it this week as small-penis jokes took center stage. At the Academy Awards, actor Sacha Baron Cohen, as his character Ali G, indulged in a racist joke, ostensibly about Minions but clearly also targeting Asian men, about “yellow people with tiny dongs.” On the political stage, as Marco Rubio said of GOP primary opponent Donald Trump at a rally on Sunday, “He’s always calling me ‘little Marco.&rsq