MSNBC'S MADDOW NOW REWRITING INSTANT REPLAYS

"Chris Wallace, NBC Reporter (by miraculous coincidence, currently a Fox News anchor): 'There was an air of celebration in the Rose Garden and an underlying tension. White House officials wrestled for days how to usher in a holiday the president opposed. By adding the simple article "the," Rachel turned Chris Wallace from a garden-variety 1980s news reporter into Archie Bunker. Rachel's rewrite of Wallace (again, a Fox News host) was astonishingly similar to her misquote of Republican Senate can