How to change the default text formatting on Google Docs — and with it, your life

I have a problem. Not a big one, mind, but one all the same: I dislike the default formatting on Google Docs. “Excuse me?” I hear you scream. “Do you really care enough about fonts and line spacing and text size on a simple word processor to write a whole damn article about it?” And the answer to that, dear reader, is a resounding yes. I use Google Docs constantly. Seven days a week, 12 hours a day, your boy is thriving in that word processor, hopping from document to do