Your pop culture bracket is seeded incorrectly and it's killing me

Sit down, Pop Culture Twitter. We need to have a talk. Specifically, about this recent rash of pop culture brackets. 
Look, I get it. They look fun and simple and there's nothing more deviously pleasurable than watching your friends squirm as you make them to pick sides between two things they love.
But most of the ones in circulation are very, very bad, and mostly all for the same reason: They're seeded incorrectly. Or, more likely, not seeded at all.
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