Will Smith’s tech references have dated terribly: a report

Everyone has a party trick. Some people can curl their tongues or flip their eyelids inside out or bend their thumbs out of joint. Me — I can rap all of Will Smith's Willennium. Not the song, I should specify (that’s actually called “Will 2K”), but the 33-minute album, including guest appearances, Will's intermittent grunts, and, on a good day, the various scratches DJ Jazzy Jeff throws out. It's both a blessing — I once performed 10 minutes of it to my wife a week