Which terrible slogan should be Oath’s oath?

Hello, friends. It’s Friday. Let’s have some fun.In case you weren’t aware, Verizon is trying to transform itself from a stodgy old telecom company into a hip digital media publisher. It created Go90, a video service for the youths that no self-respecting teen would be caught dead using. It bought up AOL and Yahoo, two of the edgiest brands on the interwebs these days, and it’s going to combine them into a single powerhouse called Oath.The kickoff tagline for this new ent