What if yoga pants, but with guns?

This is not how I wanted the women's pocket revolution to go.
On this sordid planet, there exists a brand called Alexo Athletica, which specializes in "active carry-wear." Don't get your hopes up, because that means exactly what you think it means: a $99 yoga pant made for carrying guns.
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It's a huge shame, really, because women could use more (and larger) pockets, especially on our athletic apparel. We just do