What happens when you call the phone number in Pluribus?

The first episode of Vince Gilligan's Pluribus is already one of the best, most gripping TV installments of the year. Over the course of an hour, Gilligan (Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul) crafts his own mini disaster movie, unfolding a tale of a virus that spreads across the globe and infects everyone with total happiness. The virus also acts as a kind of "psychic glue," binding the world's population together in a hive mind. Only 12 people are unaffected, and one of them is the deeply miserable