What happened to the Great Tech Crash of 2016?

GUEST: Three things that didn’t occur in 2016: Ryan Lochte and three other US Olympic swimmers weren’t robbed at gunpoint in Rio. Sadly, the heavily favored Golden State Warriors didn’t win a second consecutive NBA championship. And Alexander Hamilton wasn’t removed from the $10 bill.
But these newsmaking never-happeneds pale in importance compared to what appears to be the most significant non-event of the year: the widely predicted, much dr