Uhans is the world's most honest gadget company

I'd never heard of Uhans before today. It's a Chinese phone manufacturer, and there are a lot of those, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that there are a few I haven't heard of. What did surprise me, however, is how obsessively honest and blunt Uhans is in its marketing.
Okay, first off, the company's breaks down its product lines into a sort of acronym. How convenient!
U for Unique
H for Huge
A for Affordable
N for New
S for Stylish
But, Uhans would like you know about its new "Balance" phon