Try not to laugh at these really funny tweets from this week

If I had a dollar for every genuinely funny tweet that was tweeted, I'd probably reach billionaire status, a la Kylie. 
Instead of money, we get laughter, which is arguably better than money. Just kidding. Unlike most of our bank accounts, though, funny tweets are bottomless.
We must warn you: laughter could occur from viewing these tweets. If you're trying to remain stoic at your desk while pretending to work right now, these carefully selected gems might blow your cover. 
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