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They say the best way to learn is by doing.
You can't learn how to drive if you don't hop inside a car and step on the gas (and maybe hit a few curbs). You can't play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix by simply binging on YouTube tutorials. And you can't really perform CPR just by watching that one episode of The Office (although one person actually managed to do it).
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The same principle applies to programming, and that's why