This suitcase attachment for your butt is a crime against decency

Our society is under attack.
The My Hitch, much like Crocs and those people who talk with their phones on speakerphone in public, is out to destroy the civility and general decency that our society needs to survive. My Hitch is a device that resembles a giant shoehorn which allows you drag your suitcase through an airport... with your butt.Yes, you are supposed to attach this device to the back of your pants and make your way through the airport like you're doing something completely normal (not