This Kickstarter beer tool got funded in 2 hours flat

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When you call your product “the most advanced beer drinker’s device in the universe,” you’d better be able to deliver the goods. But barring the existence of some kind of beer teleporting device invented in a distant galaxy, you’ll be inclined to believe the slogan when you see The Beer Spike.
This keychain-sized tool is shaped like a railroad spike (“to symb