This British commuter just gave us all a masterclass in trolling

Britain’s railways are terrible, especially when compared to their much more modern and efficient European counterparts. They’re basically sweaty, uncomfortable Smarties tubes that reek of Burger King and trundle across the country at an excruciatingly slow pace. One rail company is considered to be worse than the others though. Southern Rail operates routes between London and the South coast, and is now a byword for incompetent and indifferent service. They’re so bad, so