These Joker movie rumors can go to hell, Leonardo DiCaprio would NEVER

Let's get one thing straight: Leonardo DiCaprio is never, ever playing The Joker. And if you believed that even for a minute, the joke's on you.
Yeah I know, Friday's internet was riddled with headlines to the contrary — Report claims Leonardo DiCaprio eyed for Joker origin movie! — but it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to sniff out the truth heist that's underway here.
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