The Zephyrus is the perfect laptop for someone who doesn't want a laptop

A couple months ago, my colleague Chaim Gartenberg wrote a fair and accurate review of the Asus ROG Zephyrus. It's an astonishingly thin, ultra-powerful laptop for gamers, and it almost utterly fails at being a laptop. "Basically useless away from a desk" was Chaim's ultimate verdict, and I agree.
Also, I love this laptop.
After Chaim finished his review, I asked if I could try it out. Before long, my MacBook Pro was collecting dust. I became a full-on Zephyrus convert and evangelist, with fond