The original Tamagotchi has been re-released, kind of

Hello, fellow humans who were alive and conscious in the 90s. Remember Tamagotchis? Just like Beanie Babies, the digital pets never really went anywhere after the craze ended. Last year Tamagotchis were a hot fashion accessory; an updated version of the keychain, Tamagotchi Friends, was released in 2013; and there's even an Apple Watch app for gosh sakes.
But what about the original Tamagotchi keychain? The one that made us fall in love with doing mindless tasks for thankless, virtual pets for t