The objectively best Fourth of July dessert ever

The Fourth of July is a great holiday. I love summer, and I love pools, and I love a day off to eat things that were cooked on a grill. I would have none of these without democracy, and for that, and obviously the persistent — if not always consistent or equitable — freedom to do as I please, I am grateful.
i don't want to eat a flag!
The one thing I don't totally get about Fourth of July is why everyone — while they should be kicking back and having unpleasant political c