The new Sims mobile game is addicting as hell (and this is a cry for help)

Remember The Sims? It's that game where you lived, laughed, loved, and lost across multiple generations and lifetimes — but in reality were just sitting in front of a computer screen for 14 hours.
Yeah, well, now all of that has been streamlined into a mobile game. And if you're thinking, "Dear god, but I have a life now, I cannot go down this path again," you are correct. An on-the-go version of The Sims is exactly as diabolically addicting as it sounds.
Not to be confused with The Sims F