The existential chatroom app you can only use when your phone is dying

On a good day, my phone battery never drops below 35 percent. A dead phone is a useless one, and the spike of anxiety that accompanies that fear is enough to send me scurrying for the nearest outlet. But when my charger is home in bed, and I’m out at a bar, there’s nothing I can do but embrace the inevitable: my battery is on its way to its own funeral. At the very least, I’ve found a conversation app that turns that feeling of desperation into anticipation. Welcome to Die Wit