The best 'straight pride' memes for when you want to dunk on bigots

What's a pride parade without the rainbows, the public displays of LGBTQ love and community, and a history of resisting oppression spanning decades? A straight parade.
Straight pride is neither real nor necessary. But every year during Pride month, like clockwork, there are always a few huffy clowns that come out of the woodwork to ask, "What about me? Where's my parade?" It's like a kid at someone else's birthday party who cries when the birthday child opens gifts, but they don't get one too.
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