The Bachelor fantasy league, week seven: it’s Valentine’s Day, try harder

Love’s a game and this year we’re playing. For the full rules and intellectual justification of The Verge Bachelor Fantasy League please see this explanatory post. For a little background on why this is poised to be the best-ever season of The Bachelor, see this essay by culture editor Chris Plante:
Lizzie Plaugic: It’s hard to believe we’re not out of the woods yet, but we’re not out of the woods yet. This week, Nick still can’t stop talking about his past, C