Teens are partying less than ever, according to new survey

Teens are supposed to be wild and rebellious, experimenting with everything they can get their hands on and making dumb decisions.
Society and "kids these days" have been in on this tacit agreement forever. Get it all out of your system now, before we need you to be functioning members of society. 
But instead, the next generation is calming down and maybe even getting ... boring.
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The National Institute of Health