Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte chat bot is the perfect Facebook friend

There is a Facebook Messenger chat bot for Starbucks' highly controversial pumpkin spice latte and I spent an hour of my morning talking to it because I have a very hard time politely ending conversations in messenger apps that include read receipts.
I don't recommend talking to the PSL chat bot, because the PSL chat bot is unexpectedly harsh when it's not talking in circles. If I had to compare the emotional experience to a real-world scenario I would say it's a lot like helping your aunt