Salmonella outbreak finally gives us a legitimate reason to hate rockmelon

Food Standards Australia has released a warning asking consumers to step away from the fruit, amid fears of a salmonella outbreak amongst our fine rockmelon. Roughly 80 cases have been reported thus far and a product recall has been announced.
The official warning outlined that pregnant women, children and the elderly should take precaution with the fruit. What are the rest of us? Chopped liver that deserves to be bed ridden with a casual bout of gross bacteria? 
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