'Saints Row: The Third' is still one of the most batsh*t video games in existence

Saints Row: The Third lives again.
The 2011 game comes to Nintendo Switch on May 10, and it's the same ridiculously over-the-top story of superstardom, gang warfare, and government malfeasance you remember.
Or not? Even if we accept that time has actually flowed normally since early 2017 — a tall order when every day ages us all another 10 years, I know — it's been a long time since Saints Row: The Third showed up. If you're not familiar with the series, or just want to catch up, let